So I’m babysitting my neighbor’s kids after school and the 6 year old comes up to me and tells me that her friend told her the ‘s’ word today. She asked me if I wanted to know what it was, so I was like sure why not. Then she comes up close to my ear looks around for a second and says, “it’s sexy.” I could not convince her no matter how hard I tried that that was not the s word.
It’s like…wait this sounds familar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
And look at my sparkly plaid pajama pants, mismatched socks, over-sized hoodie, pimply face, cloudy glasses, washboard chest, and a poorly hidden bad hair-do and think to myself: “Goddam, I am the pinnacle of sensual beauty, LOOK AT ME!!! I am a mother fuckingly gorgeous, get at me bitch!” And I go to bed feeling like a mother effing princess.